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To mark our 42nd transmission, Sydney Sodno the singer-songwriter from Stanwell-Upon-Sea has written a song about his bedroom! He borrowed the tune from The NeverEnding Story, though. (Naughty Sydney.) Anyway, here goes:

Turn around
Look at what you see
In this place
The paper piled in reams
Precious junk is everywhere
Hidden in plain sight
But some of the pages
Tell the outline of a space-time-bending story...

Where to start?
Try a vacuum clean...
Piece by piece
My things become dust-free...
But where can I keep them?
Put them back onto the mounds
For I would rather tell you
Tell the outline of a space-time-bending story...
Story...

“Leave from here”
My parents often say...
“Be a man
“It’s time you earned some pay...”
But it is no secret
I’d rather write of special trams
Inside them many people
Have adventures in a space-time-bending story...
Space-time-bending story...

Gentlemen and ladies: Presenting for your pleasure, a piece of putrid prose preceding a volume of vile verse, it’s Sydney Sodno the singer-songwriter from Stanwell-Upon-Sea!

Today, Caramelldansen in English! (With copious inspiration from Jingle Bella and the creator of this video.)

Verse 1:
Too-doo-too-doo-doo
Airy-airy-airy-air...
We all want to know whether you can dance
Raise both your arms so that we can start
There’s no fuss
Anyone can dance with us (dance with us)

Chorus 1:
So walk your feet around
Ooh-ah ah ah
And shake your hips like this
Ooh-la-la-la
Copy me
Move to the melody

Ooh-ah-ooh-ah ow!

Chorus 2:
Dancing with us
You can clap your hands and
Do as we do
Take two steps to the left you
Listen and learn
Don’t mess up the timing
Now you have it you’re caramel dancing

Hook:
Ooh ooh ooh-ah-ooh-ah
Ooh ooh ooh-ah-ooh-ah ow
Ooh ooh ooh-ah-ooh-ah
Ooh ooh ooh-ah-ooh-ah ow

Verse 2:
A dance revelation across the world
Everybody’s dancing, boy and girl
Come with me
And do the dance again, ready?
Ooh-ah-ooh-ah ow

Repeat Chorus 1:
So walk your feet around
Ooh-ah ah ah
And shake your hips like this
Ooh-la-la-la
Copy me
Move to the melody

So come on!

Repeat Chorus 2:
Dancing with us
You can clap your hands and
Do as we do
Take two steps to the left you
Listen and learn
Don’t mess up the timing
Now you have it you’re caramel dancing

Instrumental Interlude

Repeat Chorus 2:
Dancing with us
You can clap your hands and
Do as we do
Take two steps to the left you
Listen and learn
Don’t mess up the timing
Now you have it you’re caramel dancing

Repeat Hook:
Ooh ooh ooh-ah-ooh-ah
Ooh ooh ooh-ah-ooh-ah ow
Ooh ooh ooh-ah-ooh-ah
Ooh ooh ooh-ah-ooh-ah ow

So come on!

Repeat Chorus 2 twice!
Dancing with us
You can clap your hands and
Do as we do
Take two steps to the left you
Listen and learn
Don’t mess up the timing
Now you have it you’re caramel dancing