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Lynn’s Drink!
It’s the sort of drink you drink with a mug!
It’s the sort of drink you drink when you’re drunk!
It’s the sort of drink you drink with a monk! Uh-huh!
It’s the sort of drink you drink with a thug!

Try new Lynn’s Drink. It’s delicious, it’s versatile, and it’s fortified with Vitamin C#, which has been scientifically proven to improve musical abilities and toenail growth! Available in great-tasting Lemon & Pine, Sultan Vinegar, and Cheese ’n’ Aviation Fuel.