The BBC Is About To Die
The news: The BBC is about to die. That is to say, its Cult website is about to close.
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: Broadcasting Basement’s bigger brother, Britain’s British Broadcasting Corporation, is about to close its extremely popular world-famous website for no apparent reason. Please join us and send them an official complaint. Those who request a reply should be aware that the BBC bounces any replies to their reply. If that annoys you, you’d better use another official complaint as your reply.
Some complainers have complained quite unnervingly passionately. Indeed, one particularly frustrated complainer was heard to complain:
“Do not close the Cult site. We are forced to fund you by law. It is your job to keep the Cult site up for us. You have provided no good reasons for taking it down and are acting disgustingly carelessly. Tell the mindless fools who want the Cult site removed that they should resign immediately because they are unfit for any career more intellectually demanding than that of Crash Test Dummy.”
...And is reportedly in the process of writing a longer complaint.
If you wish to complain about the manner with which Tiny Tickle UnRadio has covered this issue, please instead complain to the BBC for causing this shameful issue in the first place. More news at eleven. Eleven what? Nobody knows.
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: Broadcasting Basement’s bigger brother, Britain’s British Broadcasting Corporation, is about to close its extremely popular world-famous website for no apparent reason. Please join us and send them an official complaint. Those who request a reply should be aware that the BBC bounces any replies to their reply. If that annoys you, you’d better use another official complaint as your reply.
Some complainers have complained quite unnervingly passionately. Indeed, one particularly frustrated complainer was heard to complain:
“Do not close the Cult site. We are forced to fund you by law. It is your job to keep the Cult site up for us. You have provided no good reasons for taking it down and are acting disgustingly carelessly. Tell the mindless fools who want the Cult site removed that they should resign immediately because they are unfit for any career more intellectually demanding than that of Crash Test Dummy.”
...And is reportedly in the process of writing a longer complaint.
If you wish to complain about the manner with which Tiny Tickle UnRadio has covered this issue, please instead complain to the BBC for causing this shameful issue in the first place. More news at eleven. Eleven what? Nobody knows.
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Comments: 5
Perhaps the Tiny Tickle staff were also fans?
RIP BBC
Lucie
6 July 2005 at 13:36
Lucie
9 July 2005 at 14:37
Tiny Tickles tend to try to stay hidden when they traverse websites. However, one may become visible briefly if its adaptive camoflage suit needs recharging.
And hey, people are still UnTuning in to Tiny Tickle UnRadio! That means the haven't all got bored and wandered off ... This calls for a new post. Possibly on anvils.
11 July 2005 at 17:42
Lucie
12 July 2005 at 23:15
14 July 2005 at 20:11