Tiny Tickle UnRadio

As a radio station, Tiny Tickle UnRadio is inherently superior to all television stations. One area in which we are better is in scheduling. The BBC, for instance, gets vast numbers of viewers used to watching a popular show like Doctor Who at a good time like 19:00 hours, then maliciously spoils it all by quietly showing the 9th episode 30 minutes earlier than usual so that people miss most of it. Quite possibly this is a ploy to get Doctor Who addicts to buy more DVDs.

Tiny Tickle UnRadio, however, does not have such scheduling problems as we do not use a schedule. If only all stations were as good as us, eh? Speaking of nonexistent schedules, this was supposed to be a weather forecast. Hmm... Well, we have just enough air-time. Over to Rotomoi Noxoli...

Thank you Snodiarf. Well, here I am on air for the first time, and what a fine day it was yesterday. We had lots of weather and it's likely there'll be more where that came from. Up in the North there'll be patches of rain intermixed with more rain and a bit of drizzle. Down South there's a 50% chance of being struck by lightning conductors that escaped from SLiCTeF, the top secret Sentient Lightning Conductor Testing Facility under the Crooked Billet Roundabout, on Saturday. Two are still at large; the others are at small, which is something of a relief. Motorists are advised to take good advice and ignore bad advice.

Thank you Rote, and we'll be hearing more from her later.